FAQ
Asked. Answered. Briefly.
What people ask. Short answers. The sky takes up the rest of the page.
- Eleven dollars for what?
- A name on a state form. An address under the sky. That is the list.
- Where is the office?
- Under the sky. In the state. Beyond that, we have not looked.
- Is anyone in it?
- No. The sky is over it. That is the closest thing to occupancy.
- What happens to my mail?
- It sits. Weather happens to it. Some of it is still legible.
- What if I get sued?
- Papers arrive. Nobody takes them. The state's rule for that is on the Wyoming page. It is longer than this answer.
- Why one state?
- The sky is over all of them. We are under one. It seemed like enough.
- Are there other big sky outfits?
- Two. One charges thirty-six and one charges forty with hyphens. Same sky. More words.
- Phone?
- A number. It rings somewhere under the sky. We have not found where.
- Can I visit?
- You can stand under the same sky. Most people already do.
- What is the most you would ever pay me?
- The fees from the three months before the trouble. $2.75. The sky owes you nothing. We owe you that.
- Can you cancel me?
- Any time. Any reason. No notice. No refund. Like weather.
- What else is under this sky?
- All of it, priced: Bucking Horse Agents at $0, IDGAF Registered Agents at $1, Sagebrush Registered Agent at $2, YOLO Registered Agent at $2.50, Tree Fiddy Registered Agents at $3.50, Tumbleweed Registered Agent at $4, YOLO Registered Agents at $5, Wind River Agents at $6, Dogwater Registered Agent at $7, Sagebrush Agents at $9, Bighorn Agents at $10, Mid Wyoming Agent at $12, Ranch Hand Agents at $14, Prairie Registered Agent at $16, Dogwater Registered Agents at $17, 19 Registered Agent at $19, 19 Registered Agents at $19, Mid Wyoming Agents at $22, Tumbleweed Agents at $23, IDGAF Agents at $24, Mid Registered Agent at $27, Bison Registered Agent at $28, Registered Agents of WY at $30, Devils Tower Registered Agent at $31, Devils Tower Registered Agents at $32, Registered Agent of WY at $34, Big Sky Agent at $36, Mid Registered Agents at $37, Antelope Agents at $38, Big Sky Registered Agent Co. at $40, Ranch Registered Agent at $41 and Howdy Registered Agent at $43. We are eleven dollars. The sky is the same over every one of them. So is the nothing.
- Is that it?
- That is it. Look up.